If you're looking...

for a way to trivialize something that's already been whored to the max, then you really need to get this ultra shitty Bible key chain. If you're so desperate for Jesus, that you need to get a magnified glass out to learn about his "miracles," then we have a big problem and you're probably fucking retarded special.

If you're a shit-house-rat Christian, this is the perfect size to smuggle in your ass on your next trip to China. I could fit dozens, no problem.



Thanks Frank