Friday, May 30, 2008
absolutely fucking crazy and his supporters are all fucked up drooling morons. His platform is adorable, cute revolution. I'm sure!! The unicorn he's riding even puts Obamabot fanaticism to shame. Rednecks just can't get enough of this crazy bastard. Cute vote against Rosa Parks, way to stand up for the constitution. FUCK YA!
Posted by Trash Heaven at 9:54 AM
Thursday, May 29, 2008
is so goddamn trashy. Anything with the head still on it is such a great look. If you get bored you can pet it, talk to it, fuck with it's coiff. The white one belonged to Marilyn Monroe, what a dead slut. You know that mink witnessed multiple orgies and a ton of pills. Better living through pharmaceuticals washed down with vodka. Sotheby's had to steam the hell out of it to get the skank smell to go away.
Posted by Trash Heaven at 4:53 PM
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
I'm kind of obsessed with people who "speak in tongues." Give me a fucking break. The video below is not a joke. This is really a room packed full of white trash, hollering because the LORD has filled them with the "spirit," I'm so fucking sure. Why can't militant white trash not find other hobbies besides participating in crazy fucked up bullshit. Shit like this keeps me up at night and you know they own a ton of guns.
Posted by Trash Heaven at 11:11 AM
Roland Martin is such a stupid fucking irrelevant pig. Why is he on CNN and why the fuck do they post his ridiculous rants? He's so talented and such an intellectual. At the bottom of his stories, the CNN disclaimer states, "Roland S. Martin is a nationally award-winning journalist and CNN contributor. Martin is studying to receive his master's degree in Christian communications at Louisiana Baptist University."
Journalist?? Cute objectivity. First of all what a shitty masters and what the fuck is Christian Communications? I have a feeling that he can speak in tongues. Louisiana Baptist University sounds equally as impressive as his shitty degree, what a fucking moron!
Posted by Trash Heaven at 10:57 AM
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
so sick. I saw this really gross disgruntled dyke this weekend, she had a beautiful neck tattoo. I'll go into to her multi layered identity crisis at a later date. A nice tattoo on your neck is a really a great way to impress a potential employer.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
feature some of the trashiest names ever! What is the deal? Is it a requirement when you open a salon that it has to have a fucked up name? My favorite white trash salons usually have a French name, like La Mirage or L'Ocean du Desires. And what is the deal with salons always being closed due to illness?
Top Ten trashy hair salon names in my hometown:
1. Noami Rose & Co.
6. The Electric Chair
7. Makin Waves
8. The Mane Attraction
10. White Lotus Salon
Posted by Trash Heaven at 9:23 AM
is beyond trashy. The show is the pinnacle of what is wrong with our country and the type of fucked up distraction we require to make it through our shitty lives. Millions of people would rather vote for theses talentless contestants than for our representatives in government, morons!!! I watched the finale along with the other millions of droolers. It's a big hit at all the nursing homes.
Posted by Trash Heaven at 8:45 AM
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
pleasure of sitting next to this "lady" on the plane today. I'm just not sure if I can fly commercial anymore. I even used the fake Ipod trick where you pretend to listen to music so nobody will talk to you. A determined redneck will find a way to tell you about her dog, retarded grand kids or big win at the casino. I'm private!
Posted by Trash Heaven at 11:41 PM
Sunday, May 18, 2008
is such a fucking dump. I checked into the Washington Hilton last night, the one where President Reagan was blown away. Anyway, the room was fucking gross and the toilet wouldn't stop running. An "engineer" was sent up and he left the room with two trash bags. What the fuck was stuck in the toilet? A wig, shoe, prosthetic limb??? I'm so ill!
Posted by Trash Heaven at 11:59 AM