Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
this trashy, it's really hard to know where to start. Those fucking boots really set the tone for this masterpiece. Notice the cute basement and that printer in the corner is the perfect prop. I have a pretty good idea what she offered the photographer in exchange for his services.
Posted by Trash Heaven at 12:21 PM
Monday, April 28, 2008
Sunday, April 27, 2008
imagine being a maid on a gay cruise. I was just thinking about how fucking sick that would be. You know how queens get gutter butt, especially on vacation. You know they have to put those sheets in like a nuclear reactor to get them cleaned - walls covered in chili and latex fists galore!
Posted by Trash Heaven at 9:35 AM
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
sad pig Janet Huckabee, she's Trash Heaven's "PIG OF THE WEEK." Congrats! The French would call her monstre de mer, aka Sea Monster. She does however deserve some kind of special award for letting Mike Huckabee fuck her all these years. Foreplay at Golden Coral!
sorry for these homely bitches, they are basically slaves to those gross fucking old men that pound them. The sick outfits that they're sporting are not helping their cause at all. Where is Janet Huckabee when you need her? That hair and those Hobby Lobby sleeves are killing me.
brought to you by Vicodin. There is nothing like stealing pills from a family member after an operation or a car wreck. I highly recommend pharmaceuticals that make you feel like you're sinking through the floor. I think Cindy McCain would agree with me on this one. Anything Elizabeth Taylor is addicted to is good enough for me.
Monday, April 21, 2008
any friends that are crazy and don't know it? I'm totally fucked up but I embrace it. I have this one friend that should be on Xanax, but he refuses to take it. I'm never not on it! Work is always like a roller coaster and you never know what you're going to have to deal with. Any kind of shakeup on American Idol or Big Brother can cause an entire weeks worth of emotional hostage taking.
like magic Jesus dust and so great for your heart! One time, a former friend thought she'd lost her diet pills at my apartment. She proceeded to turn into a monster, tearing my place up looking for her pills. The episode ended in tears and a trip to the local psych ward.
Sunday, April 20, 2008
and not really necessary when there's a grocery store down the street, even from your fucking trailer. If it makes you feel better to go blow something away with a gun, then you might need to talk to somebody about it. Oh and the NRA is so fucking trashy, give me a break. What a shitty organization!
teas are such a trashy drink and a for sure way to get totally fucked up. I've had two awful experiences after pounding a few of them. The first one was in New Haven, CT. I was so ill the next day that I barfed all day long and considered going to the ER. The second incident took place in Florence, Italy at a really trashy club called Tabasco. I blacked out and my friend found me slumped over in the corner of this sex dungeon. Class act.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Mega churches might be the pinnacle of trash heaven! The church below is one of the most fucked up in the country. It's membership is over 14,000. Can you imagine all the morons drooling during the service? It kills me to even think about it. Oh and the Sr. pastor used to be a used car salesman. Cute zip line to God, I'm sure! Never underestimate how fucked up and stupid the average American is.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
while they're pregnant, it absolutely kills me! It might be my favorite thing ever. Cute prenatal care. My second favorite thing is seeing a redneck mom pull up next to me in traffic, smoking with the window up and a ton a kids in the car.
amazing! They don't share many traits with their big city sisters. They love Magic the Gathering, dragons, crystals, laser beams, and getting fucked by random rednecks at truck stop bathrooms. They also love Jesus and the American flag.